14 Fun Football Femdom Ideas For The NFL Season
Are you a big football fan (American football that is), but still a kinky couple?
Well, this post is definitely for you...
Combining femdom and football for the NFL season can definitely be a fun thing!
And after months of waiting, the football season is finally here.
So here are some football femdom ideas to try this NFL season with your partner when watching your favorite team play!
Be sure to print out this list so you can play this Sunday :)
1. Punts = Ball Kicks
Does your favorite team suck? Well, that's too bad! Because this first football femdom idea is a real doozy...
Every time your team punts the ball, you will receive one kick in the balls by your mistress. Better hope your team has a good offense, right? :)
2. Predict The Primetime Winner
Gambling and sports go hand in hand.
So, your task today is to predict the winner of the primetime Sunday night game.
If you guess incorrectly, you will not be able to cum until the following week (where you'll have to predict the winner of the next game).
But if you do manage to guess correctly, your keyholder will give you an orgasm of her choosing.
P.S. if you guess incorrectly, try playing double or nothing with the Monday night primetime game :)
3. A Safety Is Not So Safe
A safety is one of those plays that don't happen too frequently. So when it does, you should be punished or rewarded!
If your team has a safety, 5 days will be added to your chastity lockup.
But if your team forces a safety, 2 days will be deduced from your chastity lockup.
4. A Penalty Is A Penalty
Don't you hate it when your team gets a penalty? Maybe they lose 5 yards in a false start or maybe it's a defensive pass interference...
Well, your day is about to get worse!
Because every penalty your team has, you will have to spend another day in chastity!
5. Don't Rush It
It's always a good day when your team rushes for 100 yards, right?
Well, when the running back for your team rushes for 100 yards, you have to eat out your keyholder after the game for one hour (while locked in chastity).
6. 100 Yard Receiver
100 yards receiving is a fairly common stat, so that's why this idea will be one that you dread!
Whenever there is a 100 yard receiver you will be teased and edged for 30 minutes after the game.
7. Interception = Punishment
Every football fan's stomach drops when their QB gets intercepted. But let's make it even more horrendous...
Every time your QB gets intercepted, you must spend an additional 5 days in chastity!
8. A Hit To The Sack
A sack is one of the worst things to ruin the momentum of a drive.
But now you have another reason to hope your QB doesn't get sacked!
Why?
Well, because every time your team gets sacked, you will be punched (or slapped) one time in the balls.
9. Over Or Under?
You know how when you gamble on a NFL game you can guess the over or under on points?
Basically, you are guessing if the combined points of both teams will be under or over that amount.
For example, if the over under is 30, you can choose if the total amount of points will be over or under 30.
So guess that for your team this week. If you guess correctly, you will be given a ruined orgasm.
If you guess incorrectly, you will be edged and denied and then given a cold shower.
10. Shut Out = Total Denial
Shut outs don't happen very often in professional football, BUT they do happen every once in a while.
...especially if you are the Giants playing the Cowboys on Saturday night!
If your team gets shut out this week, you will have to spend the ENTIRE month in chastity!
Better hope it doesn't happen...
11. Thrill of The Punt/Kick Return
Getting a special teams touchdown is so thrilling! I love it when a punt or kick gets returned for a quick touchdown.
When that happens, you will have to lick your keyholder to 2 orgasms after the game.
12. The Hail Mary
There's nothing more nerve racking at the end of the game when the opposing team launches a Hail Mary into your endzone.
If you lose to a Hail Mary at the end of the game, you will roll a dice.
If the number is 1 - 3, you will be locked in chastity for 3 months.
But if the number is 1 - 6, you will be locked in chastity for 6 months!
13. The Big Play
It's so demoralizing when your defense gives up a big play.
So, when your defense gives up a play that's 50+ yards, you must wear a spiked chastity cage to work the next day as punishment!
14. Pick Six Means Pick 6
A pick six doesn't happen that often so when it does, you need to be punished or rewarded!
If your QB throws a pick 6, you will pick one out of 6 possible punishments.
For example, the punishments could include:
- Pegging
- Ruined orgasm
- Ballbusting
- 30 minutes of edging
- Wearing a butt plug at work the next day
- An extra week of chastity
Conversely, if your team gets a pick 6, you will choose one reward out of six options.
The rewards could be something like:
- A footjob
- A blowjob
- 2 minutes of sex with a blowup doll
- A ruined orgasm
- Licking your keyholder's pussy
- Reducing your chastity sentence by a week
Femdom Football Ideas - Final Thoughts
Overall, femdom and football season should both be FUN!
Make the NFL season a little more kinky this year with these femdom ideas.
So readers, what do you think of these ideas? Would you be willing to give them a try this week?
I'm sure you'll have 10x more fun :)
P.S. if you're looking for more femdom ideas to try with your partner, check out the Femdom Games book!
I thought for sure one of the ideas would be to turn off the TV during a big moment in the game, like with 20 seconds on the clock and his team going for a big touchdown, the TV is shut off and he is sent to go perform some mundane task like polishing the silverware.
Or during the game You have the remote and randomly change the channel every time something exciting is happening. Maybe tell him “I change the channel in 2 seconds unless you agree to 2 more days of chastity” and things like that.
I thought for sure one of the items here would involve forcing him to turn off the game if it was close and suspenseful near the end, like his team was going for a winning field goal or touchdown with like 20 seconds left on the clock. Imagine his face when you press the button on the remote and the screen goes dark. Then he immediately has to scrub the floor or do some other mundane task and can’t find out until the next day what happened in the game.
Or make the whole game miserable for him by randomly changing the channel every time something exciting is about to happen. As they are driving for a touchdown suddenly change the channel to like some terrible old sitcom rerun or something like that.
What wonderful ideas for football as a sport in a flr relationship. It doesn’t need to be just for the NFL, it could be for a college team, or how about the local high school team that you really don’t know that much about. Just imagine if the high school team is the worst in your state and you found out by the punishments in this list.